SWEAT
MYSTOPIA presents: SWEAT on the dance floor with STERLING JUAN DIAZ SEKUCCI & GABE VALLEY
WET SPOT @ PARKSIDE
Stepneck met on Lex (an app for queer lovers & friends) in fall 2021! Their genre is affectionately know by us as queer, dance, pirate, rock—— and THAT is the best descriptor for it. They are passionate about queer, black, poc, and all marginalized genders feeling seen & heard wherever we are.
Canvas Collective is an alt pop-rock band based out of Brooklyn, New York. The band consists of Mandy Kessler on vocals/synth, Kris Wong on guitar, and Violet Sepe on bass. They are proud to write and release songs that are personal to them, with lyrical topics such as mental health, interpersonal struggles, and their trans identity. They are currently playing shows in Brooklyn and working on an album that is heavily influenced by electronic music, combining that type of sound with guitar, bass and singing/screaming.
Funeral Doors Through cheeky lyrics and uncompromising ethos, New Jersey’s Funeral Doors has made waves across the tri-state area. Cultivating an energetic mix of queercore and midwest emo influence, the band draws on their queer and trans experience to craft a scrappy and vulnerable sound. With the release of their sophomore EP coming in 2024 the group is fervently gigging in preparation.
NYC TALENT SHOW with Special Guests & LOCAL ACTS
THE NYC Talent Show with Special Guests & LOCAL TALENT
WHERE'S THE WEIRD SH*T?
Join us for an unpredictable evening you won't find in any guidebook. Throw your name in the hat for a chance to perform. Show New York what you got!
Our weekly show features artists, musicians, dancers, comedians, and even some audacious souls who defy classification.
Follow us on Facebook for weekly free ticket offers and more
Readings at Parkside: Charlie Porter
Charlie Porter is a writer from London whose books are Bring No Clothes: Bloomsbury and the Philosophy of Fashion and What Artists Wear. He has curated the exhibitions Bring No Clothes: Bloomsbury and Fashion (2023) for Charleston in the UK, the online exhibition Robert Mapplethorpe: Fashion, Clothes, People, Pictures (2023) for Xavier Hufkens in Brussels, Belgium, and the group show Palimpsest (2019) at Lismore Castle Arts, Ireland. His next book will be a novel, Nova Scotia House, due to be published in the UK by Particular Books in May 2025.
No Cover
NYC TALENT SHOW with Special Guests & LOCAL ACTS
THE NYC Talent Show with Special Guests & LOCAL TALENT
WHERE'S THE WEIRD SH*T?
Join us for an unpredictable evening you won't find in any guidebook. Throw your name in the hat for a chance to perform. Show New York what you got!
Our weekly show features artists, musicians, dancers, comedians, and even some audacious souls who defy classification.
Follow us on Facebook for weekly free ticket offers and more
Ella Galvin LIVE with Special Guest Kate Cosentino
Ella Galvin is a New York based indie / soul / singer songwriter, originally hailing from Boston, MA. She takes inspiration from Amy Winehouse, Stevie Wonder, Remi Wolf, Lake Street Dive, & Lizzy McAlpine. She has her first EP out June 14, be on the look out!
Mostly recently described by Niall Horan as an "already-made star," Kate Cosentino creates genre-bending sounds coupled with authentic and whitty storytelling. Her performances are spotlighted by tastemakers like RollingStone, Billboard, and American Songwriter, with a sound of jazzy-pop sleekness atop the lyrical precision of slam poetry.
Doors 7pm
21+
$10 Advance, $15 Door
TICKETS
NYC TALENT SHOW with Special Guests & LOCAL ACTS
THE NYC Talent Show with Special Guests & LOCAL TALENT
WHERE'S THE WEIRD SH*T?
Join us for an unpredictable evening you won't find in any guidebook. Throw your name in the hat for a chance to perform. Show New York what you got!
Our weekly show features artists, musicians, dancers, comedians, and even some audacious souls who defy classification.
Follow us on Facebook for weekly free ticket offers and more
Mictastic open Mic with Leah V
FEBRUARY's MICTASTIC OPEN MIC EXPERIENCE AT THE PARKSIDE LOUNGE!
Videography & photography all night
Trivia & Networking
Six minutes per performer
All artforms welcomed
The safest of spaces
No features, no slam - all fun
Hot for YOU
HOT FOR YOU
Hot For You is a backroom disco for the family. On Sunday, April 21, Sappho joins us from Portland, Oregon for an all night set. A limited number of tickets are available here. Ticket holders are prioritized if the venue hits capacity. $20 at the door.
10PM - 4AM. Our favorite time of day is night.
TICKETS
https://www.hotforyou.club
NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
The NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
The NYC FRINGE Festival presents: Clown Bar 2
CLOWN BAR 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
21+ only.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
TICKETS
The NYC FRINGE Festival presents: Clown Bar 2 MATINEE
CLOWN BAR 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
21+ only.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
TICKETS
POP PANTHEON PRESENTS: TAYLOR MANIA
Join Pop Pantheon at Parkside Lounge as Taylor Swift releases her eleventh studio album. DJ Louie XIV will be playing songs from every era, from Taylor Swift to The Tortured Poets Department.
TICKETS
I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Hatchet. Artists Respond to the Work of Judy Grahn
Join us for an evening celebrating the work of lesbian poet Judy Grahn! Judy will be in New York City for several events April 17-20 and making a special stop at Parkside Lounge where our friends will pay homage with performance and readings of her work. Love the Poet will emcee the line-up which includes: Christeene, Justin Vivian Bond, Karen Finley, Vinsantos, Alicia Mountain, Ann Stephenson, Elizabeth Koke, JP Howard, Nath Ann Carrera, Stanley Roy and Tsarina Hellfire
Proceeds from ticket sales benefit the artists and support the Commonality Institute, dedicated to sharing Judy's work. doors at 7, show begins at 7:30.
Le Vampyre Cabaret, New Orleans’ most talked about theatrical experience, LIVE IN NYC
Le Vampyre Cabaret, New Orleans’ most talked about theatrical experience,
is crawling out of its home crypt and flying to The Parkside Lounge in New York for a very special limited engagement!
Not for the faint (or fully straight) of heart, these undead thespians will glamor you with dark and delicious harmonies, seriously silly storytelling, & some bloodthirsty beauties that will slay you with good ole fashioned stripping!
Hosted by Centuries' Old Vampyres Madame Tsarina Magdalena Hellfire and Monsieur Stanley Roy. Featuring Brooklyn bred bombshell and patron saint of multiple orgasms Queerly Femmetastic!
Also, we will be inviting in the Internationally recognized & ghoulishly demented Vinsantos! A gender careless boulevardier will arrest you with their post-punk/post-pueer cabaret noir performances. Hailing from the Barbary Coast and spread thinly across the Southern US, this inimitable artist presents a modern approach to the Weimar Era of the genre using original and popular song, demented "comedy" and stories. Recently inducted into the Bauhaus family of musicians and booked as the support act for Peter Murphy's Ruby Tour!
TICKETS
Doors 8, Show 8:30pm
ONE-NIGHT ONLY!
@levampyrecabaret
NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
The NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
The NYC Fringe Festival Presents: Clown Bar 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
The NYC FRINGE Festival presents: Clown Bar 2
CLOWN BAR 2
Return to the scene of the crime for the highly-anticipated NYC premiere of CLOWN BAR 2, follow-up to the hit noir-thriller-comedy-NYT Critic's Pick by Adam Szymkowicz. There's been a murder at Clown Bar. Grab a drink and a seltzer-gun and follow two cops undercover to crack the case as you immerse yourself in the clown crime underworld at Parkside Lounge.
The performances on April 14th and 15th will have a "masks strongly suggested" policy, and masks will be available at the door.
21+ only.
Please note that all New York City Fringe shows begin at the time stated on your reservation and that we cannot guarantee late seating. Please arrive 5 to 15 minutes before show time.
New York City Fringe prides itself on returning all box office sales to its artists.
TICKETS
Deep Listening 3: Phong Tran, Jess Tsang, Vines
Deep Listening III
Kevin Kenkel’s electronic and experimental live music series
Doors 7pm
JESS TSANG: "sound shadows are everywhere. magnified by the acoustic resonators of concert bass drums in conjunction with electronic amplification, objects sing and shiver, awakened by a sonic environment both volatile and sympathetic."
VINES: "Vines is the solo project of composer, producer, and multi-instrumentalist Cassie Wieland. Praised by The New York Times as “sweetly shimmering,” Vines masterfully experiments with intimate ambient and experimental pop sound worlds to achieve the massive and hand-made vibe she is often searching for."
PHONG TRAN: "Phong Tran is a Brooklyn-based composer and visual artist primarily working in digital and electronic mediums. His work revolves around emotions and experience in nonphysical spaces. His most recent album, The Computer Room was released on November 19, 2021 through New Amsterdam Records. The album is a “thank you” to the virtual worlds, video games, message boards, and online communities of people he grew up with in the early 2000s."
NYC TALENT SHOW with Special Guests & LOCAL ACTS
THE NYC Talent Show with Special Guests & LOCAL TALENT
WHERE'S THE WEIRD SH*T?
Join us for an unpredictable evening you won't find in any guidebook. Throw your name in the hat for a chance to perform. Show New York what you got!
Our weekly show features artists, musicians, dancers, comedians, and even some audacious souls who defy classification.
Follow us on Facebook for weekly free ticket offers and more
Readings at Parkside: Laura Henriksen
Laura Henriksen’s first book, Laura’s Desires, was recently published by Nightboat Books; an excerpt is available as a chaplet from Belladonna*. Her writing can be found in LitHub, Newest York, and other places. She lives in Sunset Park, Lenapehoking, teaches writing at Pratt Institute, and works as the Program Director of The Poetry Project.
Laura’s Desires is a diptych of two formally distinct long poems, each approaching various pop-cultural artifacts as a way to engage with longing, vulnerability, and the possibility of liberation.
Referencing pop culture artifacts, from hit ’90s singles like Selena’s “Dreaming of You” to heroines of cult classic TV and films (Laura Palmer and Variety’s Christine), this dynamic collection looks to these iconic touchstones as sites for feminist analysis and intervention. Traveling through dreamscapes, fantasy, and the quotidian, Laura’s Desires forges a path away from fear and shame, guiding us towards liberation.
NO COVER
Diet Zhuzh: Legally Zhuzh
📧To: All Staff
CC: Beverlyhillsattorneys@lalalaw.com deltanu@attorneys.com blondehighlights@zhuzhhairsalon.com
Sub: We’re Officially Trademarked! Consider us ‘Legally Zhuzh’
Omigod you guys! Diet Zhuzh is officially Trademarked ™️! Wow, that is like, so totally rad. Finally, no more blatant competitor plagiarism without swift judicial reprecussions. Unless it’s us who are doing the plagiarising, that’s fully chill. 👍
To (your) honor the occasion we have DJ Perfect Lovers flying in all the way from our sunny Los Angeles Law Firm! Not only are they a gemini vegetarian and lead producer for Camp Caftan and Somos Music Fest but they once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. 🩲Trust us, they can handle anything. Join us 11pm @ The Parkside Lounge because blondes have more raves! 👩⚖️
Meeting Agenda:
🖇️Music Seminars by resident BABES The DJ & special guest Perfect Lovers (L.A.)
📎Paralegal hosts Anya Volz and Nika Sylvain
🖇️ Bend & Snap/Walk Off Competition - Bonus points for Legally Zhuzh themed LEWKS
📎Personal Essay Headshots by Tiny Tiger Media
🖇️Flash Tats by Ayla Argentina
📎Lighting by Prism
🖇️Employee Of The Month
📎Using Legal Jargon in everyday life! “We object…you not coming to this meeting!”
Now remember, dancing gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t plagiarize their husbands, they just don’t. So, well......
TICKETS
(untitled) Music Project
UNTITLED Musical Project is a not-for-profit dedicated to supporting musical theatre writers of BIPOC, LGBTQIA+, and their intersecting identities by fostering their work from inception. Through writers’ groups, developmental readings, dramaturgical support, and resources aimed to further artists’ professional careers in the creation of new musical theatre, UNTITLED creates a space and community where BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ writers can create bold, new, and challenging works.
Join us for our first annual UNTITLED Concert featuring members of the UNTITLED Writers Group and friends. It's an evening of all original music from new musicals. Hear them here first!
All profits from the UNTITLED Concert support the UNTITLED Musical Project — a not-for-profit dedicated to supporting musical theatre writers of BIPOC, LGBTQIA+, and their intersecting identities by fostering their work from inception.
Grab a beverage, enjoy great new work, and spend the evening in community with fellow artists.
