📧To: All Staff
CC: Beverlyhillsattorneys@lalalaw.com deltanu@attorneys.com blondehighlights@zhuzhhairsalon.com
Sub: We’re Officially Trademarked! Consider us ‘Legally Zhuzh’
Omigod you guys! Diet Zhuzh is officially Trademarked ™️! Wow, that is like, so totally rad. Finally, no more blatant competitor plagiarism without swift judicial reprecussions. Unless it’s us who are doing the plagiarising, that’s fully chill. 👍
To (your) honor the occasion we have DJ Perfect Lovers flying in all the way from our sunny Los Angeles Law Firm! Not only are they a gemini vegetarian and lead producer for Camp Caftan and Somos Music Fest but they once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. 🩲Trust us, they can handle anything. Join us 11pm @ The Parkside Lounge because blondes have more raves! 👩⚖️
Meeting Agenda:
🖇️Music Seminars by resident BABES The DJ & special guest Perfect Lovers (L.A.)
📎Paralegal hosts Anya Volz and Nika Sylvain
🖇️ Bend & Snap/Walk Off Competition - Bonus points for Legally Zhuzh themed LEWKS
📎Personal Essay Headshots by Tiny Tiger Media
🖇️Flash Tats by Ayla Argentina
📎Lighting by Prism
🖇️Employee Of The Month
📎Using Legal Jargon in everyday life! “We object…you not coming to this meeting!”
Now remember, dancing gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t plagiarize their husbands, they just don’t. So, well......